Why Don't You Blog?

Yeah...that is what that is suggested by my sisters when I complained to them yet again about how bored I am with life. I rolled my eyes at the suggestion and instantly came up with dozens of reason why I dont blog.

Reason #1
I dun blog simply because I don't think that my life is 'blogable'. It is just so freaking dull and honestly, would you want to read a blog of that nature?

Reason #2
My command of the English language especially the grammar is at times appalling [god knows how many mistake I've made thus far] and hence my apprehension. I don't want my blog to be one of those blogs that me and my sisters will visit when we're bored to death to just have a good laugh at their poor English.

Reason #3
I'm basically an idiot when it comes down to computer related stuff. I don't even know what half of the components in my pc are for and what it is called. I can't do websites and i don't even know how to bid on Ebay....I just can't be arsed how it actually works. Hell I aint even capable of locating good porn sites. So to actually start blogging would require me to actually learn how to do a few simple task like getting pictures on...which I think is just too difficult for me.

Reason #4
I'm just a lazy person and tends to procrastinate all the time. I'll probably blog for about a week and abandon it after that. So why bother to start it when it is going to end that way??

OK. All said and done, you're now reading my blog, So why did I decide to blog then?? Well for one the girls are absolutely right, blogging does help you to kill time. You gotta register the damn blog and instantly you gotta think of a name that will not make one cringe for the blog. Next you actually start thinking about what to post for the most important virginal entry into the blogging world. And most importantly, I've been told that blogging is the new way to meet guys....