Addicted.

GF: OMG!?!? I dun believe this!!
ME: What now??
GF: Uploaded: 27.36 GB - Downloaded: 30.4 GB - Ratio: 0.9
ME: *confused*
GF: Stop acting u bitch. That is ur stats at GT!! The amount of porn u've downloaded in 2 months!!
ME: Ur point is??
GF: Ur addicted!! It's like u stayed there!
ME: Am not!!!
GF: Yes u r!! U know everything bout porn!! U download only porn and nothing else! U know what is the latest. U know who is
who and acted in what. I wont be surprised if u know their size too!!
ME: ..........

OK!! First thing first, I do not know EVERYTHING about porn. So what if I can tell who is who and which porn he appeared in?? Or the fact that I know what is the upcoming release from a particular studio. Knowing all that makes me an addict?? Look you don't exactly have to be Einstein to know all that. It is like general knowledge. People who watches football will know that David Beckham plays for Real Madrid. Same thing here. I watch porn and hence I know that Roman Heart is an exclusive for Falcon production and Sebastian Bonnet only appears for BelAmi. Players play for their club and get recognition and these porn actors fucks for their studio but doesn't deserve any?? DOUBLE STANDARD!

Besides the way I see it, porn is just another movie. Only less complicated. Most of the time in porn there is no plot nor twist to it, you get the standard kiss-suck-fuck-cum combo. And the lines from it?? Seriously you're telling me you have a hard time remembering "Oh God you're tight!!" or "Harder! ". How difficult is that?? If I can remember the movies I've watched isn't it ridiculous to expect me not to remember the porn??

And you cannot blame me for knowing the titles. Porn studios just ain't creative enough and often than not, they just cash in on the latest blockbuster or the hottest new series on TV. For The Da Vinci Code you'll get The Da Vinci Load. A fan of the Desperate Housewives?? Fear not as they have the Desperate Househusbands. Or cant get enough of that lame 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter, then you'll definitely enjoy 8 Simple Rules For Doing My Son.

As for the accusation that I only download porn. That is true. I only download porn and nothing else. Yes no songs no music videos no tv series for me. That is because to me downloading stuff is actually a difficult task. I've absolutely no idea where to get the sources from. And I know where to for porn?? Yes thanks to the GF that accuse me of being addicted. He emotionally blackmailed me to get broadband connection and first thing he did when I got it, is to get me to sign up to that site.

Well I've watched porn regularly. That is because that's the closest to sex I get. All my life I've only granted an all area access pass to one guy and there has not been a request for a backstage pass for way too long. Hell it has been so long that I'm beginning to feel like a damn plant. A cactus in the desert. So is it wrong to rely on visual stimulation to carry you through the drought?

So GF be compassionate and stop tarnishing my reputation!! I just enjoy porn and not ADDICTED.In fact you like porn as much as I do. Don't get me started on how you used to leech on my cringe worthy supply of porn from Petaling Street. Now that I've cleared my name, I can go watch the latest CF in peace.